rebekahriot:

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

If you don’t know this story or don’t think it’s funny, we can’t be friends

I knew I couldn’t be the only one that loved that!

(via whats-on-my-mind-grapes)